{"id":777,"date":"2014-09-25T16:59:44","date_gmt":"2014-09-25T16:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/?p=777"},"modified":"2014-09-25T16:59:44","modified_gmt":"2014-09-25T16:59:44","slug":"razvan-constantinescu-robert-turcescu-un-prost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/razvan-constantinescu-robert-turcescu-un-prost\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u0103zvan Constantinescu: Robert Turcescu, un prost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Unii obi\u0219nuiesc s\u0103 bea alcool. Ca s\u0103 scap de stresul cotidian, mie-mi place s\u0103 r\u00e2d de pro\u0219ti. Dar nu de to\u021bi, c\u0103 nu-i nimeni vinovat de echipamentul genetic precar sau de mediul neprielnic de dezvoltare. Mie-mi place s\u0103 r\u00e2d de pro\u0219tii care se bag\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103 sau \u00een seam\u0103. Tot a\u0219a cum b\u0103utorii au m\u0103rcile lor preferate \u2013 Chivas, Hennessy, Jack, Courvoisier ori chiar Martell \u2013, la fel am \u0219i eu c\u00e2\u021biva pro\u0219ti prefera\u021bi, de care r\u00e2d mai des sau mai cu poft\u0103: Valeriu Zgonea, Mircea Marian, \u0219tefan Vlaston, Petru Movil\u0103 (din patriotism local) sau Maria Grapini, ori chiar m\u0103rci mai exotice, ca Aligic\u0103 sau William Br\u00e2nz\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">C\u00e2nd pro\u0219tii \u00ee\u0219i iau inima-n din\u021bi \u0219i prind a vorbi, e musai s\u0103-\u021bi iei popcorn \u0219i s\u0103 te a\u0219ezi, c\u0103 perlele nu vor \u00eent\u00e2rzia s\u0103 apar\u0103. Cei mai mul\u021bi vorbesc din suflet \u0219i, astfel, spectacolul cap\u0103t\u0103 o alur\u0103 sentimental\u0103, pentru iubitorii genului. Ei resimt ca pe un tumult calmul apelor lor interioare, relaxarea \u00een autosuficien\u021b\u0103, \u0219i v\u0103d furtuni la fiecare idee mai n\u0103stru\u0219nic\u0103, la fiecare p\u0103rere mai \u00eendr\u0103znea\u021b\u0103 care face un val firav pe luciul platitudinii cu care sunt obi\u0219nui\u021bi. \u00cen puseuri acute, c\u00e2nd nu mai fac fa\u021b\u0103 ideilor subintrante care le cresc presiunea intern\u0103, pro\u0219tii au compulsiunea dezv\u0103luirilor. Deodat\u0103, lumea lor interioar\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i tr\u0103ie\u0219te clipa astral\u0103 c\u00e2nd devine prevalent\u0103 asupra tuturor celorlalte lumi, proiect\u00e2ndu-\u0219i agresiv viermuiala meschin\u0103 peste oamenii cumsecade, asfixiindu-i exuberant cu propriile zv\u00e2rcoliri n\u0103uce. Uneori, pustnicii neuroni, \u00eensingura\u021bi \u00een ascez\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 contact cu reperele morale autentice, intr\u0103 \u00een reverbera\u021bie cu divinitatea, a\u0219a cum o v\u0103d ei, \u0219i dezv\u0103luirile cap\u0103t\u0103 un caracter mistic, promov\u00e2nd la gradul de m\u0103rturisire. Atunci ar trebui ca orice mi\u0219care de pe planet\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenceteze pentru ca nicio t\u00e2nguire s\u0103 nu se piard\u0103. Dar cine mai st\u0103, \u00een lumea noastr\u0103 nebun\u0103, s\u0103 asculte m\u0103rturisirea unui prost?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Bun\u0103oar\u0103, Robert Turcescu. Recent, a descoperit c\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Traian B\u0103sescu, mai exist\u0103 \u0219i alt dumnezeu. Aceast\u0103 revela\u021bie nu a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103ri pentru o con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 obi\u0219nuit\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, doar cu certitudini. Una dintre acestea a fost introspec\u021bia. \u00cen m\u00e2na unui prost, chiar \u0219i un concept poate deveni o arm\u0103 periculoas\u0103 de autoflagelare. D\u00e2ndu-se cu capul de propria con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103&#8230;\u00a0 \u0219i, tot cotrob\u0103ind cu introspec\u021bia aprins\u0103 prin cotloanele \u00eemp\u0103ienjenite ale eului s\u0103u ignorat, a dat peste ni\u0219te documente false care-i dedublau personalitatea \u0219i-a\u0219a pipernicit\u0103. Buimac, zb\u0103t\u00e2ndu-se \u00eentre cele dou\u0103 umbre, Yin-ul \u0219i Yang-ul p\u00e2rdalnicei f\u0103pturi, primi eliberarea prin SMS de la \u00eensu\u0219i Iisus: \u201eDu-te repede la Sorina \u0219i spovede\u0219te-te, c\u0103 n-au mai r\u00e2s cet\u0103\u021benii \u0103ia cam de multi\u0219or!\u201d \u0219i-a luat cu el, a\u0219adar, privirea fix\u0103 \u0219i rolul nejucat din \u201eZbor deasupra unui cuib de cuci\u201d \u0219i exact la preoteasa pi\u021big\u0103iat\u0103 n\u0103v\u0103li. \u0219i ei \u00eei dictaser\u0103 ni\u0219te voci, acum vreun an, ni\u0219te stenograme, a\u0219a c\u0103 cine-l putea \u00een\u021belege mai bine? La exorcizare a asistat t\u0103cut \u0219i un sobor de jurnali\u0219ti din aceea\u0219i sect\u0103, a Dementului Ilegitim: Silviu Sergiu, Sabin Orcan \u0219i Lauren\u021biu Cioc\u0103zanu, ba\u0219ca d\u0103sc\u0103li\u021ba Andreea Pora. \u0219i omul a explicat, timp de 20 de minute, cum l-a lovit brusc cinstea \u0219i cum a fost el nici mai mult nici mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t un&#8230; ofi\u021ber acoperit! Pentru aceast\u0103 \u201efapt\u0103\u201d reprobabil\u0103, domnia sa solicit\u0103 un judec\u0103tor! Ceea ce ne dore\u0219te \u0219i nou\u0103: s\u0103 tr\u0103im momentul de eliberare. Eh, v\u0103 mai arde acum de r\u00e2s?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A\u0219a cum mul\u021bi ne\u0219colariza\u021bi sunt numi\u021bi \u201ejurnali\u0219ti\u201d, unii paranoici sunt porecli\u021bi \u201epsihologi\u201d, ling\u0103i cu epole\u021bi au ecuson de \u201eanalist\u201d, curve cu pedigree sunt desemnate ca \u201esingurele oneste\u201d, poe\u021bi de curte iau calificativul de \u201epatriot\u201d, mincino\u0219i arogan\u021bi au etichet\u0103 de \u201edeontolog\u201d, iar unui dement be\u021biv i se spune \u201edomnul pre\u0219edinte\u201d, tot a\u0219a, mai nou, securi\u0219tii abjec\u021bi sunt numi\u021bi \u201eofi\u021beri acoperi\u021bi\u201d (!). S\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem. Un ofi\u021ber acoperit ac\u021bioneaz\u0103 pentru \u00eendep\u0103rtarea pericolelor externe care amenin\u021b\u0103 un stat. El nu are ce c\u0103uta \u00een pres\u0103, \u00een Parlament, \u00een organiza\u021biile profesionale, \u00een \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt, medicin\u0103, justi\u021bie pentru c\u0103 acestea nu au cum s\u0103 interfere cu un eventual pericol din exterior asupra \u021b\u0103rii. Dac\u0103 ac\u021bioneaz\u0103 pe teritoriul Rom\u00e2niei, el poate activa, de exemplu, \u00een mediul de afaceri sau \u00een diploma\u021bie, adic\u0103 \u00een zone \u00een care ar putea intra \u00een contact cu influen\u021be externe directe. Cei care paraziteaz\u0103 presa \u0219i celelalte enumerate mai sus sunt doar simpli turn\u0103tori pe bani. \u00cen plus, nu orice t\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103u labil psihic poate deveni ofi\u021ber acoperit. Ministru \u2013 da!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Unul dintre pro\u0219tii mei prefera\u021bi, amintit la loc de cinste \u00een primul paragraf, Mircea Marian, se \u00eentreab\u0103 retoric: \u201eA f\u0103cut Robert Turcescu poli\u021bie politic\u0103?\u201d I-a r\u0103spuns Patrick Andr\u00e9 de Hillerin: \u201eCum adic\u0103 poli\u021bie politic\u0103? Normal c\u0103 un acoperit \u00een pres\u0103 exact asta face: poli\u021bie politic\u0103. Pentru tine, ce l-ar exonera? C\u0103 n-a pus l\u0103mpi \u00een ochi? C\u0103 n-a torturat pe nimeni? Asta l-ar face un b\u0103iat ok, nu?\u201d \u00cen vremuri \u00een care to\u021bi paranoicii slabi la ou\u021be vin s\u0103 ne plictiseasc\u0103 agresiv cu tr\u0103irile mutante din sufletele lor schilodite, mai exist\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103c\u0103cio\u0219ii (chipurile) acoperi\u021bi \u2013 b\u0103rba\u021bii uzi la izmene ai neamului \u2013 \u0219i oameni normali.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Despre Robert Turcescu, dup\u0103 cum zice el, numai Dumnezeu \u0219tie cine este. Noi \u0219tim doar c\u0103 e un prost.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unii obi\u0219nuiesc s\u0103 bea alcool. Ca s\u0103 scap de stresul cotidian, mie-mi place s\u0103 r\u00e2d de pro\u0219ti. 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