{"id":622,"date":"2014-07-05T16:54:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-05T16:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/?p=622"},"modified":"2014-07-05T16:54:48","modified_gmt":"2014-07-05T16:54:48","slug":"dana-maria-dezotell-porci-diluri-pentru-biluri-si-saboiul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/dana-maria-dezotell-porci-diluri-pentru-biluri-si-saboiul\/","title":{"rendered":"Dana Maria Dezotell: Porci\u201c, \u201ediluri\u201c pentru \u201ebiluri\u201c \u0219i \u201esaboiul\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Fiind \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 cu iubitul meu, f\u0103r\u0103 internet \u0219i televizor, am avut timp s\u0103 \u00eemi odihnesc mintea \u0219i s\u0103-mi amintesc ceva care \u00eenc\u0103 m\u0103 face s\u0103 r\u00e2d. Un amic al meu, rom\u00e2n, m\u0103 \u201eame\u021bea\u201c folosind englezisme \u00eentr-o discu\u021bie pur rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd vorbeam la telefon. M-a invitat \u00eentr-o zi s\u0103-l vizitez \u0219i mi-a dat direc\u021biile. \u201eDup\u0103 exitul X, ai s\u0103 vezi dou\u0103 curves: una mic\u0103, pe st\u00e2nga, \u0219i una mai mare, pe dreapta. O iei pe cea din dreapta, care te aduce direct aici. N-ai cum s\u0103 te pierzi!\u201c Mi-a zis c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce ajung, o s\u0103 mergem pe porci , unde o s\u0103-mi beau cocul. {tia c\u0103 \u00eemi place Coca Cola \u0219i mi-a zis c\u0103 o va pune la rece \u00een\u00a0 frij. \u201eAm g\u0103sit un dil\u201c, mi-a mai zis amicul meu la\u00a0 telefon,\u00a0 \u201ecare \u00ee\u021bi reduce bilul\u00a0 la morghici\u201c. Apoi m-a b\u0103gat \u00een cea\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi-a spus c\u0103 in\u0219ur\u0103nsul pe care \u00eel are \u00eei acoper\u0103 \u0219i dentalul, dar numai \u00een propor\u021bie de 80 la sut\u0103 \u201eRestul e ca\u0219\u201c, a zis el, apoi mi-a mai povestit cum \u0219i-a cump\u0103rat o house cu pul\u00a0 comunitar, dar clorinul pute \u0219i nu \u00eei place s\u0103 \u00eentre \u00een el. \u201eE cul c\u00e2nd pun de gril, fac ni\u0219te porc ciops de st\u0103 m\u00e2\u021ba \u00een coad\u0103 de miros! Am \u0219i stov\u0103, dar nu testeaz\u0103 a\u0219a de bine\u201c , mi-a spus amicul meu. \u201eAm f\u0103cut un trening \u0219i m-am calificat la pipe \u0219i pompe, fultaim\u201c, a ad\u0103ugat el. C\u00e2nd a fost \u00een Queens, a trebuit s\u0103 ia saboiul, ca s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la prietenii lui.\u00a0 M-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 eu l-am luat \u00een America \u0219i i-am m\u0103rturisit c\u0103 nu.\u00a0 Apoi l-am \u00eentrebat ce \u00eei fac feti\u021bele, dac\u0103 sunt bine \u0219i cum merg cu \u0219coala. \u201eSunt la scul, merg acolo cu basul\u201c . Mi-a mai explicat c\u00e2te maile\u00a0 sunt de la el p\u00e2n\u0103 la scul, \u00een timp ce eu calculam \u00een minte c\u00e2\u021bi kilometri sunt \u00een total. Am renun\u021bat s\u0103 mai fac socotelile, deoarece amicul meu a dus discu\u021bia spre \u0219opinguri. Mi-a explicat cum merge el s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219oping c\u00e2nd vine de la job sau de la jog \u0219i cum cump\u0103r\u0103 numai BOGO (Buy one, get one free), ceea ce \u00eel face hepi. Nu am \u0219tiut &#8211; spre dezam\u0103girea lui \u0219i a mea &#8211; ce e BOGO. Am crezut c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eel cheam\u0103 pe dogul\u00a0 lui.\u00a0 Mi-a mai zis c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 pu\u0219 c\u00e2nd e vorba de diluri \u0219i c\u0103 americanii sunt creduli. Nu am \u00een\u021beles ce fel de cump\u0103r\u0103turi face exact, dar am fost convins\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219tie s\u0103 profite de asemenea oferte, pe care eu le-am ignorat din necuno\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 de cauz\u0103.\u00a0 L-am felicitat pe amicul meu pentru tot ceea ce reu\u0219ise s\u0103 acumuleze \u00een America. Eu \u00eenc\u0103 nu g\u0103sisem un dil pentru biluri \u0219i nici nu aveam pul comunitar. Apoi i-am urat numai bine!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fiind \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 cu iubitul meu, f\u0103r\u0103 internet \u0219i televizor, am avut timp s\u0103 \u00eemi odihnesc mintea \u0219i s\u0103-mi amintesc ceva care <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":623,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"coauthors":[75],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/queens.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4rsGx-a2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":624,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions\/624"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=622"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}