{"id":617,"date":"2014-07-05T16:40:09","date_gmt":"2014-07-05T16:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/?p=617"},"modified":"2014-07-05T16:40:09","modified_gmt":"2014-07-05T16:40:09","slug":"dan-gheorghilas-groapa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/dan-gheorghilas-groapa\/","title":{"rendered":"Dan Gheorghila\u0219: Groapa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Plutesc pe apa cristalin\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi pese de nimic.Nici m\u0103car gravita\u021bia nu reu\u0219este s\u0103 m\u0103 mai trag\u0103-n jos.M-am dezbr\u0103cat de grijile cotidiene \u0219i le-am l\u0103sat pe mal,sub o umbrel\u0103 protectoare,de fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu se \u00eenmul\u021beasc\u0103 de la soare !<\/p>\n<p>Dar ce e vuietul \u0103sta ?!\u00a0 \u00centorc privirea \u0219i-l z\u0103resc. \u00cenalt de \u0219apte metri, gone\u0219te cu vitez\u0103 c\u0103tre mine.Tsunami \u00een Marea Neagr\u0103? \u0218i nici m\u0103car n-a spus la \u0219tiri ! Arunc din m\u0103ini cu disperare s-ajung mai repede de unde am plecat. Dar e deja deasupra mea&#8230;M\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103rte\u0219te ca pe un fuior \u0219i m\u0103 tot duc la fund,f\u0103r\u0103 putin\u021b\u0103 de sc\u0103pare&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vecinee ! Vecinee !<\/p>\n<p>Deschid ochii \u0219i sunt din nou la casa mea. Cea de la \u021bar\u0103 ! Sar ca un arc destins ce\u00a0 a sc\u0103pat de-o greutate ap\u0103s\u0103toare. M\u0103 duc la poart\u0103 direct \u00een pijamale ,s\u0103 nu mai las un om b\u0103tr\u00e2n s\u0103 strige p\u00e2n\u0103-l doare-n g\u00e2t.C-ajung \u0219i eu la v\u00e2rsta dumnealui\u00a0 \u0219i soarta se r\u0103zbun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce s-a-nt\u00e2mplat? Arde undeva? \u00eentreb frec\u00eendu-m\u0103 la ochi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A\u021bi dormit p\u00e2n\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dar c\u00e2t e ceasul?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 12 f\u0103r\u0103 un sfert ! Am tot dat eu t\u00e2rcoale ,dac\u0103-am v\u0103zut c\u0103 nu da\u021bi semn,am \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 strig,\u00eemi spune cu\u00a0 vocea sugrumat\u0103\u00a0 de-at\u00e2ta polite\u021be.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; De c\u00e2nd cu meciurile astea ,mi s-a schimbat fusul orar. Sunt mai \u00een urm\u0103 cu vreo \u0219ase ore !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Uita\u021bi de ce v-am deranjat, m\u00e2ine schimb\u0103 conducta de ap\u0103 \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 s\u0103pa\u021bi la strad\u0103 ,de unde v-a\u021bi legat.Bag\u0103 conducta nou\u0103 prin cea veche ca s\u0103 nu mai strice \u0219i podi\u0219tile.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u0103i \u00eencape?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00cencape&#8230;.\u0218i de-asta v-am strigat ,c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine trebuie groapa f\u0103cut\u0103,s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 lucreze.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; C\u00e2t de mare s\u0103 fie?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Doi lungime,unu l\u0103\u021bime. \u0218i din c\u00e2te mi-amintesc ,s\u0103pa\u021bi cam vreo doi metri \u00een\u0103untru. C\u0103 e la ad\u00e2ncime !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; C\u00e2\u00e2t? Facem cavoul chiar la poart\u0103? Nu-i mai pl\u0103tim lui popa?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Eu v-am spus,ca s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 ap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Cineva de sus de-acolo,mi-a tulburat deja apele \u0219i-a vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 avertizeze de azi-noapte. Dar,parc\u0103 era mai bine cu tsunami. Sc\u0103pam de grijile cotidiene. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u021binea mijlocul,o mai f\u0103ceam \u0219i pe-asta.Ce mai conta o groap\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 trei mii de bol\u021bari ,f\u0103cu\u021bi de mine manual,doar cu nevasta \u0219i cu soacra? Acum s\u0103 mai lucreze \u0219i-al\u021bii pentru mine.Scot telefonul,s\u0103 sun dup\u0103 ajutoare.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Salut primare !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Salut profesore ! Ce te fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 ? \u00eentreab\u0103 cu gura omului umplut deasupra capului cu treburi mult mai importante.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mai \u021bii minte c\u00e2nd spuneai tu c\u0103 \u00eentre \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i prim\u0103rie trebuie s\u0103 fie o leg\u0103tur\u0103 str\u00e2ns\u0103 ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hai las\u0103 gargara,c\u0103 s-a terminat demult campania electoral\u0103. Spune repede ce vrei ,c\u0103 am de rezolvat ceva.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Trebuie s\u0103 sap groapa !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ai vreo presim\u021bire?<\/p>\n<p>Parc\u0103 \u00eel \u0219i v\u0103d ,frec\u00e2ndu-\u0219i burta \u00een semn de satisfac\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Am o presim\u021bire c\u0103 m\u00e2ine bag\u0103 apa . Sau nu \u0219tii nimic de treaba asta? \u00cemi trebuie un om s\u0103 sape \u00een locul meu.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hai c\u0103 m\u0103 jigne\u0219ti. Cum dracu s\u0103 nu \u0219tiu? P\u0103i mi\u0219c\u0103 ceva-n comun\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mine? \u00ce\u021bi rup un om c\u0103 doar mi-ai fost profesor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u0103i vezi ? \u021ai-aduci aminte c\u0103 eu te-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat cum e cu ridicarea la putere. E cazul s\u0103 \u00eemi zici mersi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00ce\u021bi zic mersi \u0219i pentru adunare, c\u0103-mi\u00a0 d\u0103 mereu cu plus ! \u00cen cinci minute vine omul. S\u0103 \u00eel prime\u0219ti cu flori !<\/p>\n<p>Cinci minute \u00eenseamn\u0103 de regul\u0103 cam o juma\u2032 de or\u0103. Am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat de la nevast\u0103. Numai c\u0103 \u0103sta apare fix,\u00a0 exact dup\u0103 o or\u0103. Pipernicit \u0219i tuciuriu din cap p\u00e2n\u0103-n picioare. Nici Leila nu \u00eel agreaz\u0103, \u00eel latr\u0103 de cum \u00eei intr\u0103 \u00een sfera vizual\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u0219efu ! Unde execut lucrarea? \u00eentreab\u0103 cu aerul omului umplut de sim\u021bul datoriei.<\/p>\n<p>Am dat-o naibii ,\u021bigan emancipat ! A cam uitat de p\u0103s\u0103reasc\u0103 !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Uite ,din podi\u0219c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n st\u00e2lp. Nu chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 el,c\u0103 o s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u0219i vine peste tine ! \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00eel avertizez.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I-auzi,al dracu ! P\u0103i trebuie s\u0103-mi dai \u0219i spor de accident,m\u00e2nca\u021bi-a\u0219 !<\/p>\n<p>Acum a revenit din rud\u0103rie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00cent\u00e2i f\u0103 treaba \u0219i vedem la urm\u0103 !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Scule ai?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u0103i ai venit la munc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 scule?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; De unde s\u0103 \u0219tiu eu \u0219efule,ce treab\u0103 ai mata? Eu la prim\u0103rie,c\u0103ram p\u0103m\u00e2nt cu roaba.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Am o lopat\u0103. E bun\u0103 ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E bun\u0103,dar n-ajunge. \u00cemi trebuie t\u00e2rn\u0103cop.Aici e bolovani !<\/p>\n<p>Cu t\u00eern\u0103copul nu eram dotat,a\u0219a c-alerg printre vecini. \u0218i se mai scurg \u00een negura trecutului alte minute bune, fiindc\u0103\u00a0 \u00eel g\u0103sesc abia pe la a patra cas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u021ai-am adus&#8230; Eu zic s\u0103-ncepi c\u0103 e cam nor la vest,mi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu \u00eenceap\u0103 ploaia.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Auzi \u0219efule ,p\u0103i dumneata po\u021bi s\u0103 porne\u0219ti ma\u0219ina asta f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i dai benzin\u0103 ? \u00eemi zice ,ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-mi cu sub\u00een\u021beles Loganul\u00a0 ,care se odihne\u0219te \u00een curte, bucur\u00e2ndu-se \u0219i el de soare \u0219i vacan\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u021aiganul ,tot \u021bigan , \u00ee\u021bi cere de la obraz s\u0103 fie sigur c\u0103 te sim\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u0103i nu e cam cald? Dac\u0103 te \u00eenmoi \u0219i nu mai ai chef de munc\u0103 ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; N-ai fric\u0103, am motorul pe injec\u021bie direct\u0103.Adu o ceasc\u0103 \u0219i-n dou\u0103 ore suntem gata.<\/p>\n<p>Aduc cea\u0219ca \u0219i dintr-o \u00eenghi\u021bitur\u0103 o gole\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bun\u0103 \u021buic\u0103 ai ! Tare ca piatra asta pe care trebuie s-o sap eu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cencepe \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it activitatea. R\u0103sufl\u0103 greu la fiecare t\u00eern\u0103cop de parc-ar sparge st\u00e2nca de pe munte. Pe la al cincilea se opre\u0219te ca s\u0103 se \u0219tearg\u0103 de sudoare.Privirea \u00eei r\u0103m\u00e2ne pironit\u0103 pe dou\u0103 fete ce merg agale pe \u0219osea.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mi\u0219to priveli\u0219te ai bre ,aicea la \u0219osea. M\u0103 mir c\u0103 ai doar un copil !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tu c\u00e2\u021bi ai ? \u00eel \u00eentreb ca s\u0103-i \u00eendrept privirea c\u0103tre p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de la groap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u0218apte !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u0218apte ?? Ai umplut curtea de puradei ! \u0218i nu \u021bi-e greu cu at\u00e2\u021bia copii?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu mi-e greu ,m\u00eenca\u021bi-a\u0219,mi-e mai mare dragul c\u00eend \u00eei v\u0103d c\u0103 \u021bop\u0103ie prin curte. Haine ,se mai \u00eembrac\u0103 unul de la altul,m\u00e2ncare ,ca purceii din acela\u0219i troc.\u0218i noi am fost zece \u0219i tot ne-am f\u0103cut mari. Mata ai cas\u0103 mare,ai ma\u0219in\u0103 ,te-ai bucurat la lucruri \u00een loc s\u0103 te bucuri de copii. Noi tr\u0103im mai simplu,de la mama natur\u0103,descul\u021bi prin curte iarna ,cu baie-n apa r\u00e2ului \u0219i nu ne piere rasa. Nou\u0103 nu ne trebuie at\u00e2tea fi\u021be !<\/p>\n<p>Trebuie s\u0103 recunosc \u00een sinea mea, c\u0103 filosofia lui de via\u021b\u0103 e mult mai s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103. Ne-am \u00eendep\u0103rtat cu mult de natural \u0219i ne-am apropiat mai mult de E-uri,conservan\u021bi \u0219i poluare. \u0218i ne v\u0103it\u0103m c\u0103 banii nu ajung ca s\u0103 mai cre\u0219tem un copil.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ai dreptate,civiliza\u021bie \u00eenseamn\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 \u0219i distrugere&#8230;.Dar n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 te mai \u021bin de vorb\u0103 c\u0103 poate tu ai treab\u0103. Nu mai e mult p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Cald al dracu,bre ! spune sufl\u00e2nd din ce \u00een ce mai greu. Pe c\u0103ldura asta,mi-ar trebui \u0219i-o bere rece&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Fie,\u00ee\u021bi aduc \u0219i berea,dar sper c\u0103 dai mai mult din m\u00e2n\u0103 dec\u00e2t din gur\u0103 !<\/p>\n<p>Aduc sticla \u0219i m\u0103 mut \u00een cas\u0103 ,la r\u0103coare,s\u0103-l las ca s\u0103 lucreze. Avantajul omului mai plin de fi\u021be. M\u0103 uit la \u0219tiri ,dar peste tot B\u0103sescu- Mondialul. Unii \u00eel critic\u0103,al\u021bii \u00eei iau ap\u0103rarea,depinde ce culoare politic\u0103 au vederile lor.Eu unul zic c\u0103 nu po\u021bi \u0219antaja un om cinstit.A\u0219a c\u0103 cine se aseam\u0103n\u0103, s\u0103 se adune la p\u00e2rnaie ! Dar sunt prea pu\u021bine pu\u0219c\u0103rii ,de-aceea sunt at\u00e2\u021bia ho\u021bi \u00een libertate. C\u0103 alt\u0103 explica\u021bie mi-este ru\u0219ine s\u0103 o recunosc.<\/p>\n<p>Mai trece cu politica o or\u0103.Alt timp pierdut degeaba. M\u0103 uit pe geam \u0219i nu-l z\u0103resc.Unde-o fi disp\u0103rut? \u00centr-un minut sunt la buza gropii din fundul c\u0103reia, \u021biganul doarme cu sfor\u0103ieli,vis\u00e2nd probabil, la lucruri extrem de naturale.Ca \u0219i r\u0103coarea din\u0103untru.P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 , cine sap\u0103 groapa altuia, cade singur \u00een ea. Dar chiar \u00een groapa mea ?!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Alo !<\/p>\n<p>Cum naiba l-o fi chem\u00e2nd ,c\u0103 din cauza lucr\u0103rii ce nu suferea vreo am\u00e2nare,am cam uitat s\u0103 facem prezent\u0103rile.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ioanee ! Nu r\u0103spunde la apel.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; B\u0103i Vasile\u00a0 ! \u00eencerc \u00eencrez\u0103tor o alt\u0103 variant\u0103. Dar tot nimic.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Alifie,scoal\u0103-te m\u0103 c\u0103 avem treab\u0103 !<\/p>\n<p>Zgomotul \u00eel deranjeaz\u0103 la urechi,a\u0219a c\u0103 se \u00eentoarce pe o parte ,cu m\u00e2inile f\u0103cute pern\u0103 pe sub cap.<\/p>\n<p>Ei ,asta-i prea de tot ! M\u0103 duc la ci\u0219mea,umplu g\u0103leata \u0219i i-o arunc cu for\u021b\u0103 peste fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce? Cum? Rebecco,du-te\u00a0 f\u0103 \u0219i-nchide g\u0103inile ,c-a \u00eenceput furtuna ! sare ca ars din groapa umplut\u0103 de noroi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dac\u0103 nu te apuci mai repede de treab\u0103, o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u0219i tornada ! strig amenin\u021b\u0103tor.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce se scutur\u0103 din cap,m\u0103 sesizez\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce dracu \u0219efule,mi-ai dat s\u0103 beau, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembe\u021bi ? \u0218i-acuma tot matale faci scandal ?!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sper c\u0103-ntr-o or\u0103 o rezolvi ,s\u0103 nu ne mai cert\u0103m. Nu mi-ai spus cum te cheam\u0103 ! \u00eencerc s\u0103 creez o oarece apropiere mai mult ca s\u0103-mi bag firea \u00eenapoi, \u00een locul de unde \u00eemi iese foarte rar. Te faci frate \u0219i cu dracu\u2032 dac\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 s\u0103ri groapa !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jagardel, dar mata fiindc\u0103 mi-e\u0219ti simpatic, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui Jaga ! r\u0103spunde la fel de \u00eemp\u0103ciutor.<\/p>\n<p>Puteam s\u0103-l strig o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 \u0219i numele \u0103sta tot nu-l nimeream. Plec din nou \u00een cas\u0103 ,de data asta hot\u00e2rat s\u0103 caut o comedie ca s\u0103 m\u0103 lini\u0219tesc. Dar comedia ,de foarte multe ori ,se-nt\u00e2mpla \u00een via\u021ba noastr\u0103 cea de toate zilele. \u00cens\u0103 dac\u0103-\u021bi rupi piciorul, nu prea \u00ee\u021bi vine s\u0103 mai r\u00e2zi. R\u00e2d ceilal\u021bi care se tot amuz\u0103 de felul cum ai c\u0103zut pe br\u00e2nci.Nimeni nu r\u00e2de de el \u00eensu\u0219i ,e mai u\u0219or s\u0103 r\u00e2zi de al\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p>Din nou nu se mai vede,o fi trecut din nou la somn ?! \u00centr-un minut sunt iara\u0219i l\u00e2ng\u0103 groap\u0103. Dar nici m\u0103car groapa nu se mai vedea de-at\u00e2ta ap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce naiba ai f\u0103cut ? Ai spart \u021beava?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u0103i de ce nu zici ,m\u00e2nca\u021bi-a\u0219 ,c\u0103 ai \u021beav\u0103 de plastic ?<\/p>\n<p>Adev\u0103rul e , c-avea dreptate. Uitasem cu des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ire de a\u0219a ceva. Plasticul nu e ca fierul din care sar sc\u00e2ntei,el crap\u0103 instantaneu.\u0218i-atunci c\u00e2nd crap\u0103 \u0219i \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Las\u0103,m\u00e2nca\u021bi-a\u0219,nu te mai sup\u0103ra !\u00a0 Ma\u0219in\u0103 aveai,vil\u0103 aveai,piscina-\u021bi mai lipsea. Acu o ai la poart\u0103,s\u0103 moar\u0103 to\u021bi rum\u00e2nii de necaz ! \u00eemi spune-n zeflemea.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ie\u0219i mai repede din groap\u0103 , p\u00e2n\u0103 nu-mi aduc aminte c\u0103 \u0219i coada lope\u021bii e bun\u0103 la ceva ! urlu ,umplut de furia-mi cumplit\u0103 ce-a ap\u0103rut din nou la suprafa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Iese \u00een grab\u0103 \u0219i dispare cu mult mai repede dec\u00e2t a ap\u0103rut. \u00cencerc s\u0103 cobor cu o c\u00e2rp\u0103 s\u0103 leg \u021beava, ca s\u0103 opresc \u0219uvoiul. Dar malul de p\u0103m\u00e2nt cedeaz\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 arunc\u0103 cu putere \u00een\u0103untru. Sunt astupat de m\u00e2l p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t ,noroiul mi-a intrat \u00een gur\u0103 \u0219i pe nas,dar mintea mea e \u00eenc\u0103 limpede . Exact ca apa de la robinet.\u0218i-n mintea mea se tot \u00eenv\u00e2rte o idee :<\/p>\n<p>\u201e S\u0103 ai \u00eentotdeauna grij\u0103 ce visezi. C\u0103ci s-ar putea s\u0103 \u021bi se-nt\u00e2mple ! \u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plutesc pe apa cristalin\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi pese de nimic.Nici m\u0103car gravita\u021bia nu reu\u0219este s\u0103 m\u0103 mai trag\u0103-n jos.M-am dezbr\u0103cat de grijile cotidiene <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"coauthors":[75],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4rsGx-9X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":619,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions\/619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=617"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}