{"id":525,"date":"2014-05-02T17:25:14","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T17:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/?p=525"},"modified":"2014-05-02T17:26:19","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T17:26:19","slug":"la-poalele-muntelui-semet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/la-poalele-muntelui-semet\/","title":{"rendered":"La poalele muntelui seme\u021b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0Apare \u00een fa\u021ba mea instantaneu,t\u0103indu-mi calea \u0219i-a\u0219a destul de aglomerat\u0103.Exact ca lupul \u00een ochii iedului nevinovat .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Ce faci omule? Ce bine-mi pare c\u0103 te v\u0103d !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00cencerc s\u0103-mi amintesc de unde \u00eel cunosc,dar nu-mi d\u0103 timp s\u0103-mi r\u0103scolesc memoria.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Tot acolo e\u0219ti?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Tot&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 \u0218i e bine,e bine?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Da,e bine !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">M\u0103 uit la el \u0219i nu \u0219tiu cine este.Alzhaimerul s\u0103-mi dea t\u00e2rcole chiar de la v\u00e2rsta asta? Sau am uitat c\u0103 sunt trecut deja de prima tinere\u021be?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Nea Nelu ce mai face? atac\u0103 cu alt\u0103 \u00eentrebare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Doi neuroni prin creier se simt scandaliza\u021bi. Probabil doar pe aceia \u00eei mai am.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Care nea Nelu?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Cum ,nu-l \u0219tii pe nea Nelu?! \u0102la b\u0103tr\u00e2nul,mai simpatic !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Aaa &#8230; a ie\u0219it la pensie ! spun cu bucuria celui care a reu\u0219it p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 s\u0103 intre \u00een poveste. Se pare c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 mai func\u021bionez !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 S\u0103-i transmi\u021bi ur\u0103ri de bine de la mine !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; O s\u0103-i transmit cu siguran\u021b\u0103 &#8230;numai c\u0103 am uitat cum te nume\u0219ti ! \u00eei zic cu vocea sugrumat\u0103 de ru\u0219ine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Cum naiba ?! P\u0103i de,c\u00e2nd se ajunge omul&#8230;. Costel !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Imi iau o mim\u0103 deslu\u0219it\u0103 pe deplin.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Aa,da,da &#8230;. Costel !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Vocea-mi r\u0103m\u00e2ne la fel de sugrumat\u0103. Abia se mai aude .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Ok,\u00eemi pare bine c\u0103 te-am rev\u0103zut ! Hai vino s\u0103 te-mbr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ez c\u0103 poate a\u0219a n-o s\u0103-\u021bi mai ui\u021bi prietenii. !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0Si m\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219eaz\u0103 str\u00e2ns. Ciudat\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bisare pentru doi oameni serio\u0219i, cu p\u0103r c\u0103runt la t\u00e2mple.Dar bine c\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u021bine mult ,m\u0103 mai cunoa\u0219te lumea prin ora\u0219. Si lumea \u0219tie c\u0103 am o singur\u0103 orientare. Continui drumul meu umplut de ocupa\u021bii p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap. Mai am de luat benzin\u0103,\u00een rest le-am cam f\u0103cut pe toate. \u00cemi trebuie ceva timp s\u0103-mi reg\u0103sesc ma\u0219ina ,pierdut\u0103 \u00eentr-o parcare ambulant\u0103 pe trotuar.Noroc c\u0103 mi-e fidel\u0103,nu pleac\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mine. Direc\u021bia benzin\u0103rie ! Trebuie alimentat\u0103 la refuz ,doar m\u00e2ine o s\u0103 \u00eemi duc familionul \u00een week-end la Sinaia ! Ne-a\u0219teapt\u0103 neaua alb\u0103,instructorul de schi\u00a0 \u0219i cana plin\u0103 de vin fiert. Pe ea n-am refuzat-o niciodat\u0103 ! Ce piruete o s\u0103 mai trag !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A\u0219a \u00eemi place mie ,s\u0103 fie rezervorul plin chiar dac\u0103 ma\u0219inu\u021ba cam g\u00e2f\u00e2ie \u00een pant\u0103. Optimistul a creat automobilul iar pesimistul i-a pus niste air-baguri ! Dar am\u00e2ndoi au vrut progresul omenirii ! Eu trag de multe ori spre partea dreapt\u0103 ! Dar nu sunt pesimist ,ci doar prev\u0103z\u0103tor ! Dac\u0103 \u0219oseaua e blocat\u0103 \u0219i tremur\u0103m de frig? Asa,d\u0103m drumul la motor !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ajung la cas\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc. Bag m\u00e2na \u00een buzunarul de la piept s\u0103 caut portofelul. Iar portofelul&#8230;nic\u0103ieri ! Adic\u0103 nu prin preajma mea. Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 &#8230;in preajma lui Costel ! Si\u00a0 neuronii \u0103ia doi ai mei se iau la ceart\u0103 \u00een carapacea\u00a0 mare care e prev\u0103zut\u0103 pentru creier.Iar rozaliul din obraji se face \u00een scurt timp, verde-alb\u0103strui . La fel ca \u0219alopeta casierei ce m\u0103 privea suspect.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Am fost jefuit,trebuie s\u0103 anun\u021b poli\u021bia !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dar casiera nu pare chiar surprins\u0103:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 E veche asta , mai schimba\u021bi \u0219i voi repertoriul !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Ce repertoriu domni\u0219oar\u0103,n-auzi c-am fost furat?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Unde ,aici,la benzin\u0103rie?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Nu&#8230;pe bulevard !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Aha&#8230;e\u0219ti bulevardier !\u00a0 P\u0103i \u0219i ce-i treaba mea? Ai b\u0103gat benzin\u0103 ,pl\u0103te\u0219ti ! Vrei s\u0103 te plimbi moca pe \u0219osele? sare cu gura direct la beregat\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Pl\u0103tesc domni\u0219oar\u0103 ,dar nu-n\u021belegi c\u0103 n-am cu ce?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Hai c\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bii de abureli \u0219i eu am treab\u0103\u00a0 ! Sorine ,vino p\u00e2n\u0103 aici c\u0103 domnul are chef de goange !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sorin e bine dezvoltat. Cred c-a m\u00e2ncat numai spanac,ca Popeye marinarul,cu care seam\u0103n\u0103-n profil. Si are \u0219i pistol la cing\u0103toare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Trage ma\u0219ina \u00een partea dreapt\u0103\u00a0 si du-te acas\u0103 \u0219i ia bani !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 P\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103 sunt patru kilometri !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; P\u0103i ce conteaz\u0103 ,noi aici avem non-stop,poate ajungi p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103 c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 eliberezi parcarea ! Hai pune-\u021bi \u021burloaiele la lucru \u0219i nu mai pierde timpul !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 malacul nu zice tocmai r\u0103u ! Timpul \u00eenseamn\u0103 bani,iar bani pierdu\u021bi \u00eenseamn\u0103 timp pierdut !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cemi caut telefonul s\u0103 sun dup\u0103 un taxi. Dar telefonul&#8230;nu e de g\u0103sit.Probabil e \u00een voiaj cu portofelul, prin pantalonii lui\u00a0 Costel. A\u0219a c-o iau la pas ,pe scurt\u0103turi. Si dup\u0103 aproape o or\u0103,am ajuns.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; D\u0103-mi te rog cardul t\u0103u,pe-al meu mi l-a furat ! Cu tot cu bani si acte !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Cum naiba \u021bi l-a furat? sare nevasta cu gura mare, de nevast\u0103 . Ti-ai pierdut de tot sim\u021bul realit\u0103\u021bii?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u0102sta mi-era prieten bun,mi-a luat \u0219i telefonul !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Si telefonul ? \u0102la touch-screen pe care aveam \u0219i pozele de ast\u0103 \u2013var\u0103,din concediu? Esti chiar nes\u0103n\u0103tos !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Las\u0103 c\u0103 vine ea \u0219i alt\u0103 var\u0103 ! Acum d\u0103-mi cardul ca s\u0103 recuperez ma\u0219ina !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u021ai-a luat \u0219i ma\u0219ina ?! Pe tine de ce naiba nu te-a luat ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nu-i mai r\u0103spund, fiindc\u0103 a\u0219a sunt eu, b\u0103rbat dr\u0103gu\u021b. O las s\u0103 aibe ultimul cuv\u00e2nt !\u00a0 M-arunc \u00een taxi \u0219i-n cinci\u00a0 minute z\u00e2mbesc triumf\u0103tor,flutur\u00e2ndu-mi cardul prin fa\u021ba casieri\u021bei :<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Pofti\u021bi,s\u0103 nu mai zice\u021bi c\u0103 sunt infractor!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Mda&#8230;scuze ! Problema e c-avem o oarece problem\u0103 !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">La asta chiar nu m-a\u0219teptam.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Adic\u0103 ??<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Adic\u0103 ni s-a stricat de cinci minute cititorul de carduri. Pl\u0103ti\u021bi doar cu bani cash !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Cum cash ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Cash sau ghea\u021b\u0103 ,depinde ce v-alege\u021bi !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Domni\u0219oar\u0103, v\u0103 bate\u021bi joc?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Nu,uite ,am pus afi\u0219 pe geam,scrie destul de clar ,numai cu banii jos!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u00cen\u021belege\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s-ajung \u0219i la politie ca s\u0103 declar c-am fost furat ! Trebuie s\u0103 iau ma\u0219ina ca s\u0103 m\u0103 mi\u0219c mai repede ! Vin pe urm\u0103 \u0219i v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Nu,nu,nu &#8230;nu merge a\u0219a ! V\u0103 duce\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 aici \u00een centru ,scoate\u021bi banii si ridica\u021bi ma\u0219ina! Noi nu lucr\u0103m pe datorie !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Lumea de la coad\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 se-agite :<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0 Du-te, domnule, \u0219i scoate bani, ca s\u0103 plec\u0103m odat\u0103 de-aici !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0As fi avut ceva ad\u0103ugiri ,dar malacul de Sorin m\u0103 bate conving\u0103tor pe um\u0103r. Iar cu ar\u0103t\u0103torul mi-arat\u0103 direc\u021bia de ie\u0219ire.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 Mai trece un sfert de or\u0103 \u0219i sunt \u00een fa\u021ba tuturor, la bancomat . Bag cardul,tastez codul si-astept cu m\u00e2na-ntins\u0103 la gura de ie\u0219ire. Dar cardul&#8230;\u021bu\u0219ti afar\u0103 ! La c\u00e2te mi s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat era chiar culmea s\u0103 reu\u0219esc din prima ! Refac opera\u021biunile \u0219i-a\u0219tept din nou cu m\u00e2na \u00eentins\u0103. Si cardul \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat ,se-arunc\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i\u00a0 din cutie. Tastez din nou si-apoi din nou&#8230;Iar cardul nu mai iese. Nici banii a\u0219tepta\u021bi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Alo ,domnu , jocurile mecanice sunt pu\u021bin mai sus pe dreapta,sare un om din fundul cozii. V\u0103 pute\u021bi duce s\u0103 v\u0103 juca\u021bi la butona\u0219e !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Nu \u0219tiu de ce nu vrea s\u0103 \u00eemi dea bani !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; P\u0103i poate c\u0103 n-ave\u021bi , \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 cu presupusul un altul mai din fa\u021b\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Eu \u0219tiu c\u0103 sunt ,dar&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 Si imediat \u00eemi pic\u0103 fisa. Cardul nevestei are alt cod,cu totul diferit de codul meu. Asa c\u0103 \u00eel declar nevinovat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Ideea e c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu codul,\u00eencerc s\u0103-i l\u0103muresc.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0Apare \u0219i omul de la paz\u0103 :<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Al cui e cardul, dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi ? \u00eentreab\u0103 cu bucurie c\u0103 a prins ho\u021bul \u0219i va primi o prim\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Al so\u021biei !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Domnule ,d\u0103-te la o parte si las\u0103-ne\u00a0 s\u0103 scoatem banii c\u0103 noi\u00a0 n-am ajuns \u00eenc\u0103 la m\u0103na femeii, sar al\u021bii de la coad\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0 Mai c\u0103 i-a\u0219 fi l\u0103sat, dar cardul meu era \u00een\u0103untru. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 a \u00eenteles ideea \u0219i nu mai vrea s\u0103 ias\u0103 afar\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Mi s-a blocat ! Deci n-ave\u021bi cum !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; P\u0103i sun-o dom\u2032le s\u0103 \u021bi-l spun\u0103 ! vine o doamn\u0103 cu ideea. \u00centotdeauna am spus c\u0103 femeile au inteligen\u021b\u0103 mai mult\u0103 ca barba\u021bii . Iar unele o mai \u0219i folosesc.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; As suna-o ,dar &#8230;mi-am uitat telefonul ! Dac\u0103 mi l-a\u021bi \u00eemprumuta s\u0103 sun pu\u021bin acas\u0103 ,am rezolva problema !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 Mi-l \u00eentinde cu simpatia pe care o poate avea pentru un r\u0103tutit ca mine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nevasta nu \u00eemi r\u0103spunde chiar din prima. Abia pe la a patra.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Mam\u0103 ,spune-mi te rog codul t\u0103u pin c\u0103 l-am uitat !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; 4965 ! \u00eemi spune cu vocea ridicat\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0L-au auzit \u0219i cei de pe trotuar.Iar doi din ei se-nv\u00e2rt interesa\u021bi \u00een jurul cozii de la bancomat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u00cel \u021bin pe speaker fiindc\u0103 nu stau prea bine cu auzul,\u00eemi d\u0103 femeia explica\u021bii.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">N-am timp prea mult s\u0103 \u00eei r\u0103spund. Formez,scot cardul, bag cardul \u0219i scot banii. Si to\u021bi r\u0103sufl\u0103 u\u0219ura\u021bi. Alerg din nou s\u0103-mi iau ma\u0219ina.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Vede\u021bi c\u0103 totul se rezolv\u0103 cu r\u0103bdare? \u00eentreab\u0103 casiera cu ton de filozof.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; R\u0103bdarea domni\u0219oar\u0103,e pentru fiecare un pahar \u00een care torni \u0219i torni \u0219i torni&#8230;\u00cens\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 ,pentru o simpl\u0103 pic\u0103tur\u0103 ,se sup\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 pe dinafar\u0103.La al\u021bii e ditamai paharul,la mine e doar un p\u0103h\u0103rel !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0 O las cu degetul \u00een b\u0103rbie \u0219i ies s\u0103 \u00eemi ridic ma\u0219ina.Pe care\u00a0 o conving s\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103\u00a0 \u00een vitez\u0103 ,la poli\u021bie.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">S-o fi \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bind ceva aici ,de e asa aglomerat? Sunt patru u\u0219i de sticl\u0103 \u0219i tot at\u00e2tea cozi. Noroc c\u0103 e organizare,pe fiecare u\u0219\u0103 este lipit\u0103 destina\u021bia. La primul \u201d omucideri\u201d. Sunt \u00eenc\u0103 viu a\u0219a c\u0103 trec la urm\u0103torul. \u201d Violuri \u201d ! Cred c-am avut noroc, c\u0103 ambii ne gr\u0103beam, c\u0103 la a\u0219a \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219are ,nu po\u021bi s\u0103 \u0219tii ce se-nt\u00e2mpla ! Urmeaz\u0103 \u201d agresiuni fizice \u0219i verbale \u201dParc\u0103 nu prea s-ar \u00eencadra. El m-a furat civilizat. Si \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it \u201d g\u0103in\u0103rii \u201d !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">E ca la cinema . Doar c\u0103 aici te duci la filmul \u00een care ai fost actorul principal.Sau unul dintre ei. \u00cengro\u0219 r\u00e2ndul fraierilor \u0219i-a\u0219tept s\u0103-mi vin\u0103 r\u00e2ndul. Niciunul\u00a0 nu vorbe\u0219te cu ceilal\u021bi. Probabil din orgoliu. Si trec a\u0219a \u00een t\u0103cere \u00eenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0 Poli\u021bistul \u00eemi ascult\u0103 povestea care dealtfel,nu e foarte lung\u0103. Nu e destul de l\u0103murit \u0219i vrea clarific\u0103ri:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Ochii ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; C\u0103prui .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Nu ai dumitale,ai suspectului !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; P\u0103rc\u0103 alba\u0219tri,nu \u0219tiu exact,oricum culoare mai deschis\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Adic\u0103 Paul Newman sau Alain Delon ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Nu \u00een\u021beleg !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0Albastru sp\u0103l\u0103cit sau albastru p\u0103trunz\u0103tor?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Eu \u0219tiu ?!\u2026cred c\u0103 albastru de metil !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Se arcuie\u0219te din spr\u00e2ncene \u00een semn de \u00eencruntare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Buze c\u0103rnoase\u00a0,Adam Sandler sau sub\u021birele, Armand Asante?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; A\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Adic\u0103 cum a\u0219a \u0219i asa? Una c\u0103rnoas\u0103 \u0219i alta sub\u021biric\u0103 ? \u00eentreab\u0103 total nedumerit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Adic\u0103 potrivite.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Aha\u2026 Statura? Danny de Vito sau Clint Eastwood?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Mai degrab\u0103 Claude van Damme,adic\u0103 normal de bine f\u0103cut.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u00ceh\u00ee\u2026 si p\u0103rul? Bruce Willis sau Antonio\u00a0 Banderas?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Nu stiu ce s\u0103\u00a0v\u0103 spun,cam Al Pacino.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211;\u00a0Al Pacino \u00een tinere\u021be sau mai la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Mai la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Mda,deci p\u0103r v\u00e2lvoi\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Si grizonat la t\u00e2mple , vin cu ad\u0103ugiri.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u00cembr\u0103c\u0103minte ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; De b\u0103rbat..geac\u0103 \u0219i pantaloni.\u00a0 \u00cenchise\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Adic\u0103 \u00eenchise cu fermoar?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Adic\u0103 \u00eenchise la culoare !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; S-a notat ! C\u00e2\u021bi bani spuneai c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi lipsesc?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Banii ca banii ,dar actele sunt cele importante. Permisul,cardul,buletinul\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0Se freac\u0103 instinctiv pe frunte ,preocupat for\u021bat fiind de ce-mi va spune \u00een continuare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Domnule,uite cum st\u0103 treaba exact. Dumneata\u00a0nu esti prea sigur pe ce spui. Crezi c\u0103 are ochi alba\u0219tri,statura mai degrab\u0103 potrivit\u0103 si p\u0103rul oarecum v\u00e2lvoi. Cu a\u0219a descriere complet\u0103 \u00eel g\u0103sim \u00een vreo cinci luni.Si spui c\u0103\u00a0actele \u00ee\u021bi trebuie\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Normal !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Atunci e indicat s\u0103 le declari pierdute. Declari c\u0103 le-ai pierdut\u00a0,fiindc\u0103 ai fost c\u0103scat. Si-a\u0219a nu poti s\u0103 spui c-ai fost cu ochii \u00een patru. Le afis\u0103m \u00een monitor ca nule \u0219i \u00eentr-o lun\u0103 ai alt\u0103 poz\u0103-n buletin. Si nu ne \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103m nici noi cu caz nerezolvat !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201dDeci asta era ,vrei s\u0103 da\u021bi bine pe ecran . Poli\u021bia rezolv\u0103 tot ! P\u0103i cu a\u0219a aplomb nu te mai miri de ce z\u00e2mbesc to\u021bi infractorii\u00a0! \u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Totusi,n-ar trebui s\u0103-l c\u0103uta\u021bi ? Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eei fure \u0219i pe al\u021bii !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; P\u0103i n-am spus c\u0103 nu-l c\u0103ut\u0103m. Dar poate al\u021bii ne dau descrieri mai exacte\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 Ies ame\u021bit total de explica\u021bii. Undeva \u00een dep\u0103rtare,muntele alb,str\u0103lucitor,\u00a0se ridic\u0103 seme\u021b deasupra tuturor.Exist\u0103 pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i oameni reali\u0219ti \u0219i oameni vis\u0103tori.In timp ce reali\u0219tii \u0219tiu cu exactitate \u00eencotro\u00a0s\u0103 se indrepte,\u00a0cei vis\u0103tori au ajuns\u00a0demult acolo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0 Iar eu sunt flea\u0219c\u0103\u00a0peste tot. De la at\u00e2tea piruete !<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Apare \u00een fa\u021ba mea instantaneu,t\u0103indu-mi calea \u0219i-a\u0219a destul de aglomerat\u0103.Exact ca lupul \u00een ochii iedului nevinovat . &#8211;\u00a0 Ce faci omule? 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