{"id":2244,"date":"2018-01-29T00:52:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-29T00:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/?p=2244"},"modified":"2018-02-07T14:08:30","modified_gmt":"2018-02-07T14:08:30","slug":"vlad-musatpoezie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/vlad-musatpoezie\/","title":{"rendered":"Vlad Mu\u0219at\/Poezie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-2245\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-700x700.jpg 700w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-210x210.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Vlad Mu\u0219at <\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; n\u0103scut \u00een data de 29.09.1988, \u00een ora\u0219ul B\u0103icoi, jude\u021bul Prahova.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>just married<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>DA<br \/>\nna\u0219ii ne sunt doi angaja\u021bi ai b\u0103ncii<br \/>\nne-au ajutat cu c\u00e2teva sute de milioane pe 5 ani<br \/>\ne ok ne vom descurca vom m\u00e2nca mai pu\u021bin<br \/>\n\u0219-a\u0219a de c\u00e2nd ne-am mutat eu am f\u0103cut burt\u0103<br \/>\n\u00een fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103 \u00eemi iau undi\u021ba<br \/>\n\u00eemi \u00eencerc norocul \u00een Prahova<br \/>\nsper s\u0103 g\u0103sesc pe\u0219ti\u0219orul de aur<br \/>\ncare s\u0103 fi \u00eenghi\u021bit lampa lui Aladdin<br \/>\n6 dorin\u021be sunt de ajuns<br \/>\nm\u0103rturiile trebuie musai<br \/>\n\u00een form\u0103 de inim\u0103<br \/>\nam pus pe h\u00e2rtie lista cu invita\u021bi<br \/>\nde c\u00e2nd ne-am n\u0103scut<br \/>\nam cunoscut aproximativ<br \/>\n1000 de oameni<br \/>\nsper\u00a0s\u0103 ne amintim chipurile lor<br \/>\nla restaurant am ales meniul<br \/>\nm-am bucurat c\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m somon<br \/>\nl\u0103utarii ne vor c\u00e2nta p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nnu le-a picat bine c\u00e2nd au aflat c\u0103<br \/>\nplaylistul nu con\u021bine manele<br \/>\n(ne-am promis o nunt\u0103-n blugi<br \/>\ncu bob dylan\/ rolling stones\/ pe CD<br \/>\nla c\u0103minul cultural care st\u0103 s\u0103 se d\u0103r\u00e2me<br \/>\nsalam victoria \u0219i noaptea nun\u021bii \u00een acela\u0219i<br \/>\ndormitor cu pere\u021bi muceg\u0103i\u021bi<br \/>\n\u00een care te-am cerut de so\u021bie)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marvel Limited Edition<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>doi prieteni se ceart\u0103<br \/>\nunul a parcat pe locul celuilalt<br \/>\nsigur c\u0103 i-a luat \u0219i nevasta cu o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte<br \/>\n(nu e cel mai grav lucru)<br \/>\nlocul e special amenajat pentru<br \/>\npersoanele cu handicap<br \/>\n\u0219paga dat\u0103 unde trebuie \u00eei d\u0103 dreptul<br \/>\ns\u0103 fie st\u0103p\u00e2nul \u00een scaun cu rotile<br \/>\nun Professor X care nu vrea s\u0103-\u0219i foloseasc\u0103<br \/>\nputerile telechinetice<\/p>\n<p>antagonistul se ocup\u0103 cu fierul vechi<br \/>\na\u0219a-zisul Magneto<br \/>\n\u0219i-a format o echipa de villains \u00een cartier<br \/>\naduce ma\u0219ini din str\u0103in\u0103tate<br \/>\n\u0219i le dezmembreaz\u0103 \u00een \u021bar\u0103<\/p>\n<p>asist la spectacolul dintre mutan\u021bi<br \/>\n\u00een timp ce merg cu bicicleta<br \/>\ndevin Stan Lee<br \/>\ncreionez benzile desenate<br \/>\nMarvel Limited Edition<br \/>\ndin fa\u021ba blocului<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Translucizi<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ne at\u00e2rn\u0103m pieile pe t\u0103blia patului<br \/>\nnicio surs\u0103 de lumin\u0103<\/p>\n<p>c\u00e2ini ce n-a\u021bi l\u0103sat luna s\u0103 se apropie de scara blocului<br \/>\ngusta\u021bi din carnea &amp; oasele noastre!<br \/>\niat\u0103-ne goi, Doamne!<\/p>\n<p>acupunctur\u0103 cu acele ceasornicelor<\/p>\n<p>sub parchetul ra\u0219chetat<br \/>\nnisipurile misc\u0103toare<br \/>\nne a\u0219teapt\u0103 c\u0103derea \u00een p\u0103cat<\/p>\n<p>n-avem geamuri la ferestre doar c\u00e2teva ziare<br \/>\ns\u0103 vedem ce se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103-n lume<\/p>\n<p>vecinii ne-au \u00eenregistrat pe casete audio<br \/>\nle deruleaz\u0103 cu creionul<br \/>\nplay<br \/>\nhaka noii zeelande\/ r\u0103suflarea dresorului c\u00e2nd iese din gura leului\/<br \/>\nultimul episod din friends\/ pogo la concertul metallica\/<br \/>\nfinala campionatului mondial de fotbal\/ gala premiilor oscar\/<br \/>\nmedalia\u021bii cu aur de la jocurile olimpice \/summitul G20\/<br \/>\nultima rat\u0103 a creditului de nevoi personale\/<\/p>\n<p>r\u0103m\u00e2nem stoca\u021bi pe banda magnetic\u0103<br \/>\np\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eenregistr\u0103rile<br \/>\nvor fi admise ca probe \u00een instan\u021b\u0103<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>amurguri identince cafeaua de sear\u0103<br \/>\n\u00eemi rezerv aceea\u0219i mas\u0103<br \/>\nchelnerul nu te observ\u0103<br \/>\nvrei o limonad\u0103 cu ment\u0103<br \/>\nte contrezi cu so\u021bul ( mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n cu 20 de ani)<br \/>\ndesfac rucsacul rup o foaie din agend\u0103<br \/>\nscriu<br \/>\n\u201cdori\u021bi ceva?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cnu m\u0103-ntrerupe!\u201d( \u0219tiu c\u0103-mi va scuipa-n cafea)<br \/>\nliterele \u021b\u00e2\u0219nesc precum \u021bi\u021beiul din p\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\nindiferent cum ai fost botezat\u0103<br \/>\neu \u00ee\u021bi voi spune Miruna<br \/>\npentru c\u00e2teva secunde ne-am privit<br \/>\nmi-e fric\u0103 de moarte<br \/>\nacoperit cu lichidul amniotic<br \/>\nm\u0103 nasc dintre picioarele mesei<br \/>\nmototolesc h\u00e2rtia umed\u0103 literele se amestec\u0103<br \/>\nmerg la toalet\u0103 trec la doi metri de tine<br \/>\ndevin b\u0103rbatul-plastilin\u0103<br \/>\ncu greu \u00eemi men\u021bin echilibrul<br \/>\narunc poemu-n closet<br \/>\najung \u00eenapoi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-ntorc privirea e\u0219ti singur\u0103<br \/>\no lacrim\u0103 neagr\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi picteaz\u0103 obrazul st\u00e2ng<br \/>\n(\u00eengerii pl\u00e2ng cu smoal\u0103?)<br \/>\nam ridicat un \u0219erve\u021bel<br \/>\ncobeligeran\u0163i<br \/>\n\u00eemi ar\u0103\u021bi inelul de logodn\u0103<br \/>\nmasa a redevenit de dou\u0103 persoane<br \/>\nah! am uitat s\u0103 trag apa<br \/>\npoemele nescrise miros a urin\u0103<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nimeni nu mai scrie scrisori<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>m\u0103 \u021binea \u00een dreapta<br \/>\ngoogle m-a diagnosticat<br \/>\ncancer \u00een ultima faz\u0103<br \/>\nn-am nimic de pierdut merg la medic<br \/>\n(dup\u0103 ce am vorbit \u00eenainte cu preotul)<br \/>\ns-a constatat c\u0103 trebuie sa fiu operat de apendicit\u0103<br \/>\nam sc\u0103pat ieftin cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a am crezut<br \/>\np\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi s-au cerut \u2026 euro<br \/>\nnu se poate \u00een rate?<br \/>\nmedicul mi-a evaluat obiectele electrocasnice \u0219i<br \/>\n\u00eentr-adevar dac\u0103 nu voiam s\u0103 dau \u00een peritonit\u0103<br \/>\nera firesc s\u0103 scap de laptop \u0219i de alte m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219uri<\/p>\n<p>p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ies din cabinet mi-am aranjat to\u021bi banii<br \/>\n\u00eentr-un plic imaculat<br \/>\nc\u00e2\u021bi pacien\u021bi or fi stat \u00eentin\u0219i pe canapea<br \/>\nca \u00eentr-un cop\u00e2r\u0219eu g\u00e2ndindu-se c\u0103 adeverin\u021ba de salariat<br \/>\nse va transforma \u00een certificat de deces<\/p>\n<p>a doua zi am v\u00e2ndut pe OLX tot \u00een afar\u0103 de aragaz<br \/>\nam cump\u0103rat de la libr\u0103rie zece plicuri<br \/>\ncasieri\u021ba mi-a urat s\u0103n\u0103tate<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Niet haiku<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>alt decembrie<br \/>\n\u00eenc\u0103lzire global\u0103<br \/>\n\u00eengeri de noroi<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>selec\u021bie realizat\u0103 de NIG &#8211; Nu\u021ba Istrate Gangan &#8211; Florida<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-2245\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-700x700.jpg 700w, http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/12496523_1077842078940309_2163817280880463415_o-210x210.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Vlad Mu\u0219at <\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; n\u0103scut \u00een data de 29.09.1988, \u00een ora&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4rsGx-Ac","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2244"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2293,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2244\/revisions\/2293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2244"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=2244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}