{"id":2227,"date":"2018-01-24T13:44:28","date_gmt":"2018-01-24T13:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/?p=2227"},"modified":"2018-01-24T13:44:28","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T13:44:28","slug":"petru-ioan-garda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nymagazin.com\/en_US\/petru-ioan-garda\/","title":{"rendered":"Petru Ioan Garda"},"content":{"rendered":"

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N\u0103scut \u00een comuna C\u0103tina, jude\u0163ul Cluj, la 26.03.1954
\nInginer, absolvent al UTC-N, Facultatea de Mecanic\u0103, sec\u0163ia TCM, \u00een 1980 \u015fi Facultatea de Electrotehnic\u0103, sec\u0163ia Electronic\u0103 \u015fi Telecomunica\u0163ii, \u00een 1990.
\nLucreaz\u0103 ca profesor inginer la un Colegiu Tehnic din Cluj-Napoca.
\nMembru al cenaclului Satiricon al epigrami\u015ftilor din Cluj-Napoca din 2009. Secretar literar al cenaclului din 2014.
\nMembru al UER din 2010.
\nPremii pentru epigram\u0103 \u015fi poezie la diferite concursuri din \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i din Republica Moldova,
\nVolume publicate:
\n\u2022 Modus Ridendi, Editura Napoca Star, 2013
\n\u2022 Umor… 3G (cu fabule \u0219i poezii umoristice), \u00eempreun\u0103 cu Ananie Gagniuc \u0219i Lauren\u0219iu Ghi\u021b\u0103, Editura Anamarol, 2015
\n\u2022 Lua\u021bi-l de pe mine, c\u0103-l… UMOR \u2013 dueluri epigramatice cu Ion Diviza, Editura Napoca Star, 2016
\nIronii sentimentale, Editura Grinta, 2017
\nTexte publicate cu regularitate \u00een revistele Epigrama, Lumea Epigramei, Sc\u00e2r\u0163, AG PE RIME \u0219i pe diverse site-uri.<\/p>\n

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FATALITATE<\/p>\n

Am toate calit\u0103\u021bile din lume –
\n\u00cenalt, frumos, de\u0219tept \u0219i cumsecade,
\nUita\u021bi-v\u0103 \u0219i voi ce bine-mi \u0219ade
\nC\u00e2nd sobru sunt sau c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u021bin de glume –<\/p>\n

C\u0103 am umor, sunt me\u0219ter \u00een butade.
\nPuteam s\u0103 scriu mul\u021bime de volume
\nCu ce-am \u00een cap, eram acum un nume,
\nMi-ar fi c\u00e2ntat adep\u021bii serenade!<\/p>\n

A\u0219 fi putut s\u0103 str\u00e2ng averi, cu harul,
\nCu geniul meu, v\u00e2nz\u00e2ndu-mi poezia,
\nC\u0103ci \u0219i recit \u2013 puteau s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 \u201dStarul\u201d…<\/p>\n

Cum remarca alalt\u0103ieri so\u021bia,
\nA\u0219 fi ajuns cogea miliardarul,
\nDar am defectul \u0103sta: modestia.<\/p>\n

RONDELUL ADEV\u0102RULUI DIN VIN<\/p>\n

E clar c\u0103 adev\u0103rul e \u00een vin,
\nIar eu cu vinul sunt prieten bun…
\n\u0218i totu\u0219i, c\u00e2nd m\u0103-ntorc acas\u0103 – tun,
\nV\u0103 spun cinstit c\u0103 mint pu\u021bin, pu\u021bin.<\/p>\n

Mi-e greu, nevestei \u2013draga mea!- s\u0103-i spun
\nC\u0103 iar\u0103 n-am putut s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u021bin,
\nSetos de adev\u0103rul ce-i \u00een vin…
\nCu care sunt prieten foarte bun.<\/p>\n

\u00cei spun c\u0103 m-am oprit la un vecin,
\nCe m-a tratat cu \u021buic\u0103 \u2013 de la prun –
\n\u0218i n-ar fi fost frumos s\u0103 m\u0103 opun…
\n\u0218i-atuncea ea: miro\u0219i a Bohotin!<\/p>\n

E clar c\u0103 adev\u0103rul e \u00een vin.<\/p>\n

CARUSELUL TRASEISTULUI<\/p>\n

Am fost de st\u00e2nga, la-nceput –
\nS\u0103rac fiind, era firesc –
\nApoi am prins s\u0103 m\u0103 rotesc
\n\u015ei asta nu c\u0103 a\u015f fi vrut,<\/p>\n

Dar am primit o slujb\u0103 bun\u0103
\nLa stat \u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftigam b\u0103net:
\nDuceam, constant, acas\u0103, net,
\nVreo zece mii de lei pe lun\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i din salariu, din ciupit,
\n\u00cen timp, str\u00e2ngeam vreo cin\u015fpe, brut
\n\u015ei-am zis c\u0103-i cazul s\u0103 m\u0103 mut
\nLa centru-st\u00e2nga, negre\u015fit.<\/p>\n

Am cunoscut colegi cu bani
\n\u015ei-am mers la un partid de centru,
\nC\u0103ci mi-a crescut respectul pentru
\nBoga\u0163i \u015fi sc\u00e2rba de s\u0103rmani.<\/p>\n

Ajuns cu \u0103\u015ftia la putere,
\nAm supt contracte de la stat
\n\u015ei-n centru-dreapta m-am mutat,
\nMai potrivit cu-a mea avere.<\/p>\n

Pe scara vie\u0163ii tot urc\u00e2nd-
\nCotam \u00een milioane treapta-
\nA trebuit s\u0103 merg la dreapta:
\nM-au dus amicii, vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

Dar cei ce pentru lege lupt\u0103 –
\nCum nu aveam atunci m\u0103sur\u0103 \u2013
\nM-au a\u015ftepat la cotitur\u0103
\n\u015ei-o procuroare necorupt\u0103<\/p>\n

M-a condamnat, recent, n\u0103t\u00e2nga,
\nAv\u00e2nd dovezi prin cercetare,
\nLa zece ani cu confiscare!
\nC\u00e2nd ies de-aici m\u0103-ntorc la st\u00e2nga…<\/p>\n

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PESCAR AMATOR\u2026 DE UMOR<\/p>\n

PESCAR CREDINCIOS
\nAm prins o V\u0102DUVI\u021a\u0102, dar,
\nFiind \u00een postul mare,
\nAm aruncat-o-n balt\u0103 iar,
\nC\u0103 azi e dezlegare.<\/p>\n

PESCAR\u2026 AMATOR
\nCu gesturI fine \u2013 sunt un domn
\nCu p\u0103rul nins \u2013
\nI-am sugerat c-o duc la SOMN,
\nDar nu s-a prins.<\/p>\n

PESCAR LA MARE
\nAsear\u0103 i-am \u201dtras\u201d un semnal
\nSIRENEI cu coad\u0103 de cal;
\nR\u0103spunsu-a\u0219teptat omene\u0219te
\nR\u0103mas-a \u00een coad\u0103 de pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n

DAC\u0102 NU \u0218TIAM C\u0102 E O PL\u0102CERE, ZICEAM C\u0102-I UN CHIN
\nAm rezistat o zi \u0219i-un ceas,
\n\u00cen bezn\u0103, ploaie, v\u00e2nturi reci,
\nDar nu am prins dec\u00e2t CARAS
\n\u0218i \u0218TIU\u2026C\u0102 nu mai merg \u00een veci!<\/p>\n

BRACONAJ
\nPescuiam pe \u0219est, ca ho\u021bul,
\nCu o z\u00e2n\u0103-ntre femei
\n\u0218i m-a prins b\u0103rbatul \u2013 so\u021bul
\nCu CARASU-n plasa ei.<\/p>\n

GHINION
\nUd, stresat \u0219i plin de fric\u0103,
\nAm fost prins la braconat
\nC\u00e2nd prinsesem o PL\u0102TIC\u0102
\n\u0218i-am pl\u0103tit\u2026 de m-am uscat!<\/p>\n

LA PESCUIT
\nAveam palinc\u0103-ntr-un clondir,
\nA\u0219a\u2026 vreo zece-un\u0219pe de\u0219te
\n\u0218i-am tot b\u0103ut, \u021bin\u00e2nd de fir;
\nA doua zi, am dat la pe\u0219te.<\/p>\n

EMINESCIAN\u0102
\nPescuie\u0219ti la mal de ape,
\nSub arin;
\nFie-\u021bi \u0218TIUCILE aproape,
\nSOMNUL\u2026 LIN.<\/p>\n

LA MARE
\nSe adun\u0103 de cu zori
\n\u0218i se-ntind pe chei
\nTo\u021bi pescarii amatori
\n\u2026de femei.<\/p>\n

INVITA\u021aIE LA PESCUIT
\nCelei ce l-a refuzat,
\nSimplu, omene\u0219te,
\nI-a r\u0103spuns cam ofuscat:
\nAre balta pe\u0219te!<\/p>\n

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